Robot Penis

Woman cannot live on Oreos alone.

Last night I had a nightmare that I had a horrific fupa. Is my subconscious trying to warn me about something?

Somethings look good fluffy. Not that thing though.

This is my rifle…

Test test. I’ve decided to try out tumblr in an effort to continue my distraction from “reality” - whatever that is. Onward and upward.